Pirates Do NOT Use Safety Scissors

There was an offer for a Pirate alarm clock on a box of cereal we recently purchased. It was free, for collecting and sending in five pirate tokens. The only problem is this:


A pirate would NOT use safety scissors. The instructions should have read “use yer cutlass along dotted line, me maties — aaargh!”


One Response to “Pirates Do NOT Use Safety Scissors”

  1. Sara Zoe Says:


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